Man’s English, Women’s English

Man

  • I’m Hungry = I’m Hungry
  • I’m sleepy  = I’m Sleepy
  • Nice Dress = Nice Cleavage
  • I Love You = Let’s have sex now!
  • I’m bored   = Do you want to have sex?
  • Can we watch a movie = I want to have sex with you.
  • Can We go out = I want to have sex with you.
  • Can I call you? = I want to have sex with you.
  • That shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay

Women

  • Yes = No
  • No  =  Yes
  • Maybe = No
  • We need = I want
  • I am sorry = You’ll be sorry.
  • We need to talk = You’re in trouble
  • Sure, go ahead =You better not.
  • I’m not angry = Of course I’m angry!
  • You’re very attentive tonight? = Is sex all you ever think about?
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